Posted by: Oliver Lee | July 6, 2010

Friends and Work

Minsan, kapag kinakausap ako ng aking mga kaibigan, napag-uusapan namin ang kanilang mga hinaing/problema/reklamo sa buhay, especially sa work (and can I highlight na lalo na sa work? hehe). Syempre nagbibigay din ako ng aking mga friendly advice sa kanila na hindi ko alam kung sinusunod nila. Sana hindi nila sinusunod.

About working….

Kamakailan lang, ay nagusap kami ng aking kaibigan na nagwowork sa IT Security Group ng isang kompanya.  Nabanggit niya sakin na limited lang ang internet access nya sa kompanyang pinagtrtrabahuan nya (Wag mo ng itanong kung pano kami napunta sa ganyang usapan, basta ako ung may kasalanan. Good Influence ako e.). Tanong ko naman, since nasa IT Security Group sya, bakit hindi nya nagawan ng paraan na mailusot kung bakit niya kelangan ng Internet Access, since sila naman ang gagawa ng rules on their IT policy (see, good influence talaga ako). Sabi ko, tutulungan ko syang magdraft ng policy kung pano malilift ung restriction sa internet access nya. Para while working magkapagFB sya at kung ano ano pang pakulo sa innernet.

Draft Policy for Unrestricted Internet Access for IT Security Group

  1. IT Security Group needs unrestricted access to the Internet to monitor Facebook profiles of employees to check whether they access their Facebook accounts during office hours. Status updates, comments, and other online social interaction initiated by the owner of concerned account that would happen during office hours would be considered a breach on IT security.
  2. In relation to above, all employees should add me as their Facebook friend to monitor whether they go online thru the chat feature as well as to check their Facebook profiles..
  3. In connection to number one, Friendster profiles (which we all deem ancient) and other social networking related sites will be monitored as well where same sanctions would be applied.
  4. Micro-blogging site Twitter will also be monitored for activities. Unless they have close connections to Derek Ramsey and Piolo Pascual (if they have twitter accounts), they should refer me as a friend and get me into close proximity with them to avoid sanctions. Bentong would also qualify. 
  5. Porn sites will also be monitored. Anyone caught on related sites participating on a sexual activity should be interviewed as to why the invitation was not extended to the group.

Hindi na sya sumagot after kong ibigay ung draft ko.

About finding work….

Ung isang friend ko naman, naghahanap ng work. Sobrang nakisama ung pc niya sa paghahanap ng work, bumibigay na ung monitor. E kaso nagadik ako sa chat namin.:

Setting: Chnange nya to “Konti nalang bibigay na…>.< huhu” ung YM status nya

olyabut: bumigay ka na!
olyabut: bading yang monitor mo
olyabut: hahaa
friend: putek
friend: d pwede kelangan ko to haha
friend: at ngpatong patong na problema ko lol
olyabut: ibigay mo na-haa……♪
friend: no!!
friend:
friend: wla pakong pangpalit
friend: lcd na sana gusto ko eh
olyabut: mura na lang lcd a
friend: oo pero wla na nga ko pera haha
olyabut: benta mo cpu mo para makabili ka monitor
friend: adik haha
friend: bago cpu ko tapos monitor ko naghihingalo haha
olyabut: kya na
olyabut: *nga
olyabut: benta mo cpu mo
friend: adik
olyabut: maganda naman suggestion ko a
friend: oo pangadik
friend: my monitor
friend: wla naman cpu
friend: lol
olyabut: at least may monitor ka
friend: meron wla namang silbi
friend: lol
olyabut: kung bago cpu mo makakabili ka pa siguro ng extra monitor
olyabut: o e di 2 monitor mo
friend: tong cpu ko nung April ko pa binili
olyabut: o edi june bibili ka naman ng monitor
olyabut: ay july na pala ngaun
olyabut: july bago monitor mo
friend: kamusta naman ung sweldo namin arrgghh kelangan ko lng ng new work ulit
friend: kaso naman ang tgal hayss
friend: minsan depressing na
friend: pero keri nlng
olyabut: ahhh…
olyabut: so how’s work?
friend: errr im looking nga db
olyabut: nagkita na ba kayo?
friend is typing…
friend: hindi eh laging may hadlang
olyabut: sinong may hadhad?
.

Hindi na din sya sumagot. In fairness sumakay sya dun sa “nagkita na ba kayo?”.


Responses

  1. hay naku.. cge, maganda yan… gamitin mo ang mga friends mo sa mga “power tripping” este inspirasyon sa mga sinusulat mo… hahahahah….

    • hi James Bond, it’s nice to see you here, haha

      • its nice to post also…

  2. adek :)) sana ganyan nga ang universal law sa loob ng lahat ng opisina :))

    • hehe… huy ha, the hotair balloon? yehey! gagawin kong header, =p

  3. Halatang-halata kung sino yung sa 2nd story ah… =D

    • sshhhhhh…..

  4. magaling magaling magaling.

    kami di pa nagkikita.
    hay layp.

    • hehe. parang iba na ung tinutukoy mo a, =p

  5. napaka-unfair ng draft for unrestricted internet! pero kung it ako… susundin ko ang payo mo.

    • bakit naging unfair e pambabae nga ung draft security policy? hehe
      babae nga pala ung nangailangan nung policy na yan =p

  6. siraulo tong post mo haha. masarap nga minsan mang-ewan minsan. lalo na sa FB comments pag nag-post ng event pics ang mga kilala natin. like yung tropa naming wala sa reunion. ayun sa lahat ng pics naka-tag sya as the ketchup sa resto table where the pics where taken.

    • guilty ako dyan, ahhha


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