Random Thoughts: The Upcoming 2010 Elections, Rise of the Jejemonsters, and the 19th Transport Show

THE UPCOMING 2010 ELECTIONS

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Halos three weeks na lang (kung tama ang bilang ko) ay magaganap na ang eleksyon. Andaming mga ads na nagsusulputan (WARNING: Ginagamit uli ni Jamby Madrigal ang ad nyang “Ja-Ja-Ja-Jamby”. Mag-ingat sa LSS!), balitang sumasabog, at kung ano-ano pang what-not’s. Nagkakaroon na naman ng bagong wallpaper ang kakalsadahan ng buong Pilipinas. Instant pyesta na rin dahil andaming banderitas na nakasabit with different faces. At syempre, babatiin na naman kayo ng mga politiko sa kung ano-anong event and/or pakulo na naimbento ng Hallmark Cards (“Happy Fiesta from Konsehal Chuchu”, “Congratulations Graduates! from Mayor Chuchu”, “Enjoy your Summer Vacation from Bgy Chairman Chuchu”, “Kongrats, Tuli ka na! from Senator Chuchu”).

Alam ko medyo late, pero narito ang ilang guidelines para sa mga kandidato. Isang “Campaigning 101” from the “Word of the Lourd“

RISE OF THE JEJEMONSTERS (with translation from this site)
risE~ OF~ D JeJEM0NstErz (wItH TRAnsLA2n FroM thIZ siTE)~

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Lagnp Na aNg sLiTANG JeJeMoN, kUNg nu silA,~ KiLOz, pnNmiT at kUnG nu nu pa~ P0WH. pT Na~ rIn ang~ kRUsda Pra~ TanGGLiN sila Sa munDonG~ ibbw,~ nGsisUlpuTan nA~ rIN p0WH.~ PT C Gibo e NKiUSO~ NA din At~ IM XuR~ E~ NKIta NYo~ na UNG pIkTyUr na un (I wonDEr IF THat wOuLD tRAnSL8 2~ VOtEs p0wh. P0wH. p0Wh. P0WH. p0WH.) p0Wh. PT sa YAhuU, nGING~ feA2Red s2RY P~

Laganap na ang salitang Jejemon, kung ano sila, kilos, pananamit at kung ano ano pa. Pati na rin ang krusada para tanggalin sila sa mundong ibabaw, nagsisulputan na rin. Pati si Gibo e nakiuso na din at I’m sure e nakita nyo na ung piktyur na un (I wonder if that would translate to votes…..). Pati sa Yahoo, naging featured story pa:

From Batchi’s Tumblr

N2WA~ Aq sa POST~ nG MgePL p0Wh.CoM (Thiz~ siTe neVER~ fAilz 2~ Mke Me LAUGh)~ p0WH. WG DAW~ ntnG TaWging JejEmOn anG Mga taONG ngPPHIRAP~ sA atn~ prA BShn~ ang mGa SinUsUlAT nila p0wH. MXAdO raw cUtE~ p0wh.~ DAPt daW,~ jEmonYO~ P0WH. jejejEJeJE p0Wh.

Natuwa ako sa post ng MgaEpal.com (this site never fails to make me laugh). Wag daw nating tawaging “Jejemon” ang mga taong nagpapahirap sa atin para basahin ang mga sinusulat nila. Masyado raw cute. Dapat daw, “Jemonyo”. Jejejejeje.

Pustahan tayo, ung naka-italics ang binasa mo. In fairness, bilib ako sa gumawa ng online translator.

19th TRANSPORT SHOW

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Zaide and I went to the 19th Transport Show at SM Megamall last Sunday, April 27, 2010. I really do not know anything about cars except that I like looking at them especially when they’re customized. Hell, I even have no idea how to drive and I think that statement alone will give you a gauge of how much i know about cars. So basically we just went to there to take some pictures of hot promo girls and cars. Oh, and did I say hot promo girls? Yeah, pictures of hot promo girls with some cars. So here are some of the pictures Zaide took (here is the link to his picasa account) at the 19th Hot Promo Girls Show…. I mean 19th Transport Show.

From Zaide

And here are some of the pictures I took using my phone. Sorry I have no pics here of the the hot girls. I’ll leave that task to the one with the DSLR… to take my pictures with the hot girls, hehehe. Do you think it’s high time I get a DSLR? This event just like really swayed me to want one. Imagine, everyone around you holding DSLR’s with lenses like bazooka missiles and whatever flashes and gadgets that they have while I am taking a picture using my puny camera phone.

From Me